Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN Wiki

A fragment of a newspaper tumbles across the path. It bears a headline, "Mysterious Tavern Discovered!" Looking closer, the following story can be discovered…

Deep within the forest of the Country of Sandwiches, an old run down bar has been found. It appears that a large number of shinobi participating in the Ninja World War have been congregating here for quite some time. The sign outside the door reads "SNAKEMAN's Cantina," suggesting that this may be the establishment of the notorious Sannin level criminal. Shinobi are advised to take extreme caution before approaching this establishment.

(Note: Feel free to use this thread to roleplay amongst yourselves. It's a standard "bar" style environment, so knock yourselves out!)

After a Jonin saw this, he tried to see if it's for real..

An orange-haired ninja wearing a longsleeved black and white jacket snatches the newspaper from the air and quickly reads it.

"SNAKEMAN's Cantina, eh? Look's like I've finally found a lead." he thinks to himself. "Only a days walk from here, too. Better go check this place out."

As the ninja walks off into the night, the shadows of the forest seem to gather around him and ignite into an unearthly flame, before he vanishes in a burst of black embers.

A ninja with firy red hair and in his red cloak walks into the ghost town looking for nothing but a bite to eat when he finds a newspaper dancing in the wind. As the newspaper drifted towards him he slamed his foot pinning it to the ground. As Mark read on he saw the word SNAKEMAN and was immedaitly intreged. Mark looked up and smiled then combusted into a hell fire.

Kaz(i do not use Teh =o) walked inside of there without caution, because he has a sealed kunai in his pocket, if somone or somthing attacked him.He walked over to get a drink, handing over some Ryo.

Yawn Is any thing ever gonna happen here I thought this place would be good trainin pratice with some brawls well might as well have another drink "Hey bar …"Is that a guy or girl??? I cant telll by scent gah wierd".um…person?"

"Yeah what?"

"Um another drink and a house special plz"

"coming up Wolfie"

growls"Dont.call.me.Wolfie!"

gulps"Ok"

Cana's head snaped round at the sound of the door swining over and as another body walked in and sat a ways from her

As he ordered she noticed that he was conceling somit

Hmm a weapon perhaps smart move

As he gave his ryo over to the Bar person Cana scooted ova although she was careful to keep away from the object he was conceling.

"Hey there stranger whats your name"

Kaz ignored her and put his headband in his pocket.When he recieved the drink he got up and noticed Snakeman,finnally i may get a sanin in my village… Kaz thought walking over to SnakeMan," Would you like to join my village the village hidden in Darkness its the Shhaadow village!" Kaz Asked Snakeman..

Cana Growled

"Grr I hate ppl brushing me off Calm down breathe, he a joinin much stronger than you right now, take your food and drink, watch the conversation and bide you time"

The barperon gulped as they layed out Cana's order in front her and hoped that they wernt the reason for the low growl she was currently emmiting

"Why, should i join you?" Snakeman asked him, then hes chosen death! Kaz thought slipping a kunai out of one of his other pockets," This is a Sealed kunai!" Snakeman smiled at what Kaz said,"and these are snakes!" Snakeman flung 2 snake at kaz which he cut in half,"Well Thank you anyways.." Kaz said trying not to get on Snakeman's bad side. Kaz walked over by a window ," Crap full moon!" Kaz went outside the Catina as he morphed into a wolf.(Thats what he does do..morph into a greenish gray wolf on full moons) Kaz layed down because thats what he would need to do the rest of his night if he didn't wanna be killed.

gulps glad I bided my time I'd be slaughtered by those two huh? //whats the deal with the full moon //

Cana sniffed the air as Kaz exited

hey that smell thats a wolf scent I gotta keep my eye on that dude the next time I see him

RING RING

"Gah"

Cana jumped and scrambled for her mobile.

"hi Cana here…..she what?…..right Walms is patrolin and he cant do it…..Dragon isnt here thats odd…..yes I'm at the Cantina…. I'm the closest to help Skip08 and Chinchilla……Right White Wing I'm on it"

Cana swirlled off the bar stool, Reached into her pocket & tossed the bar person ryo for her stuff

"Keep the change"

She called heading for the door whilst scattering the drunken fightin ninja at the door
They all scrambled to their feet just in time to see the door swing shut they looked at each other shrugged and went back to fighting as a oohf was heard outside of the door "Who put that wolf there"

Kaz jumped up on his four legs ready to attack he snarled heavily,with an aggresive look on his face.Kaz showed his fangs in attempt to commit fear so thatshe would leave him be.

Cana stood up dusted her self down and locked eyes with the greenish gray Wolf

"Woah there fella I dont wanna hurt you or get hurt, ……. 3 things though
1) Put your fangs away I'm a Hatake wolf cub (ie half human half wolf) so fangs dont scare me
2) You might wanna find a better hiding place cus if those nin by the door stumble out you'll have a fight on your hands &
3) Could you move out of the way My village leader has called me back so I gotta go cus my comrades need back up"

Cana stood her ground waiting for the reaction from the pritty ferce looking wolf in front of her

"Fights are not my probmlem.." Kaz said jumping back. Kaz morphed back into a human,"Finnally i can control my transformation.." Kaz said jumping off to a near by resting place,"Itachi should be here!" Kaz muttered getting to a near by building. Kaz went in and there he was, itachi of the atasuki.

"… I hear you've been searching for me?" Itachi said.
Looking bored he strolled over to the only chair and sat down.
"Now…why in heavens sake did you think a simple Kunai would save you from a Sannin? Be glad he didn't call Amanda"
After saying these words there fell an uneasy silence broken only by a sudden sound of breaking windows.

"This is not simple kunai it can call the Flying thunder god himself.." Kaz muttered as he heard the breaking of the windows,and did some handsigns," Sealing Sword jutsu!" he put his hand over his sword and moved it from one end of the blade to the other.

Tsukuyomi!
"Fool"
Retreating from the scene, Itachi left the house grinning with the tought of Kaz being mentally tortured and went of to join the battle

Cana looked as Kaz went off

ok that was slightly cool albit highly wierd

She bent down preparing to spring off as ninja crashed through the window above her and showered her with glass before ploughin right into her

"Gah" oof Grr "Skip and chinchilla can handle things by themselves. Ive got a bone to pick with someone

she scrambled to her feet and geabbed the unconcious ninja buy the scruff of his neck and dragged him through the door
She entered the now western style bawling bar and whistled all of the fighters stopped and stared at her.She held up the ninja in her grasp and grinned wolfishly

"Alright whos whe wise guy who threw him (she shaked the nin) at me"

They all pointed to a scared lookin (deer in the headlights &i'm gonna wet my self lookin nin)

"Oh good glad thats cleared up"

She turned as if to leave with the nin still in tow. They all exchanged glances clearly confused. Cana swiftly turned on her heel using her momentum to add an extra kick to her chuck

"Here have him back!!!"

The unconcious nin hit it target and floored him. Cana picked up a bottle and turned to the guy nearest to her and said

"please dont let me spoil your fun" and promptly smashed the bottle over the unlucky dude to the left of her

The bar erupted into a full scale brawl again. Cana smirked let out a roar and join the fun

"WOOT!!"

In the shadowed corner Snakeman snickered
"I like her style a pitty shes too loyal to her village at the moment she would be fun to teach"

The young blue-eyed shinobi known only as BBB glanced at the sign SNAKEMAN's Cantina. When he heard the ruckus inside, he hesitated on going in. He had been warned time and time again that it was a dangerous place, especially for one as green in the war and all this shinobi-stuff in general.

But this was the only place he knew where he could get trashed for the little ryo that he could spare.

There was a brief pause in whatever mess was going on inside and BBB finally mustered up the courage to slip in.

Cana streatched out her limbs and pulled a few glass shards out of her arm

"owi owi owi man that smarts….."

Cana noticed the silence around her and looked up ther were no more opponents to brawl and she seemed to be very high up

"huh?!? oopsie"

Cana looked down at what she was standing on ….. a pile of beaten up bodies…
She looked around at all of those that didnt join in and inwardly gulped when her eyes met snakemans he seemed to be smiling or in his case smirking, Cana instintivly knew that, that never boded well.

She jumped down from her perch,"GERONIMO"
As she jumped the door opened……

SNAKEMAN's Cantina, on the outside, looked like a typical rundown bar. When he stepped in, he wasn't really surprised to be confronted by a pile of barely living ninja, but it was quite a sight, nonetheless. He barely had the time to register that view when he found himself assaulted.

"What the hell?!" BBB yelled as he staggered back, barely avoiding getting landed on. He fell back on his butt not too gracefully making the few ninja who were not unconscious laugh and jeer at him. He sighed as he picked himself up, not bothering to look at the girl, and made his way to the bar.

Now, he really needed that drink….

"oof"

Cana landed on something hard, she looked at the embarrassed ninja that she just landed on .She registered the laughs directed her way and sent death glares at those Nin that snickered

"Hey I'…….HUH?"

She looked all around and saw the nin she used a crash mat at the bar. She got up and scampered over to the bar and kicked out at the Nin from the pile of bodies that tried to grab her as an anchor to pull himself free

"Hey Sory ‘bout that I didn’t see you there…. Let me buy you a drink please as way of apology ….. My name is Cana what’s yours”

Mark only watched as the bar erupted into a free-for-all taking sips of his sake. "She's got got some skills" thought Mark.

Then Mark looked over to SNAKEMAN hiding in the shadows "I'll have to keep an eye on him the first move he makes I will be there to counter it"

Kaz left and went back to the catina,and got a drink.

BBB glanced at the girl who had followed him to the bar. He wasn't really comfortable about people buying him anything. He had just enough money for about 5 drinks. Not really enough to get him as drunk as he wanted, but still, he didn't want to impose.

"People in my village call me BBB. It's okay, you don't have to…" he finally replied to the girl, Cana, was that what she said her name was? "…Cana-san. It's no big deal. If you'd just tell me which is the strongest of their drinks, we'll call it even." He gave out a very reserved smile.

Cana Grinned sheepishly and scratched the back of her head and thrusted out her other hand to shake
"Hi BBB you dot hafta call me Cana-san ….. Please let me buy jst 1 I wouldn't feel right If I didnt say sory some how"

Cana's face turned thoughtful

"Bout there strongest drink they dont really have very strong ones before I worked for a stint here. sheesh those were hard times I did make up one that has becone the fav though it has a potentsy of about 6 of ther normal drinks not enough to get you shloshed but its a good place to start"

She turned "hey Bar…She finally decided that that scent had to be a man Man 2 Hatake Howlers over here plz"

"Coming up Cana"

"Konnichiwa…" a brunette muttered as she entered the stale heat of the bar. Her clothes a little ragged and her expression told the whole room that she had been training all day, but her mind was far from those matters. A nod of recognition was enough to tell Cana that the usually upbeat and peppy kunoichi had endured a rough day and wanted nothing more to sit with a cup of warm sake to blott out the pain from her aching muscles. The stool creaked as she sat down, and waiting to be served she put her head on the table, short brown locks barely reaching it, muttering her order to the bartender who dared not ask twice. "Watarashi wo Ruiizu dess…"

Cana turned to the deshevled lookin nin to the right and gulped

"I take it you and Chinchilla were able to fend off of those ninja then"

All she recieved was a glare

"Ok I deserved that…. but as you can see she ponted to the mass nin body pile behind herWas busy too…….Buy the way where is Zypher I sent him to help you…"

As she saked the door opened again albit a lot slower as a silver blue tinted ninja dog entered carrying all of Skips luggage.

HUH?…Skip….."Cana growled dangerously "Why 4 my nin dog best pal and companion CARRYING YOUR STUFF WHILE HES EXAUSTED"

BBB winced at the volume since Cana was still beside him

Cana turned to Zypher and dumped all of Skips rubbish off of him and started to brush him down whilst he licked her hands.

Cana turned to the bar man as he served the two hatake howlers

"Hey put one of those in a bowl and give it over"

"Yes Cana cuming right up"

"Oh Skip……."

Mark looked over to Cana and the wolf group "Interesting its like a clan of wolf people" thought Mark as he began to walk towards the group from across the bar with his Captions jacket waving from the wind coming through the hole in the wall and his boots clanking ecoing through the almost empty bar with only a few that had managed to avoid Cana.

"Hey I like your style what's someone of your caliber doing in such a hell-hole like this?" Said Mark to Cana

Cana stoped growling at Skip when she heard someone asking her sumit

"GRRR..I..//huh?" She swirled arond as she seen the captains jacket she cursd her self for relying too much on her sence of smell here

Damn a reaper ..no scent…shoulda had my guard up looking for spirit energy ….Damn skip sending me into a rage……Hold up I've seen this guy around befor but from where?…It certainly wasnt the seratai?

Mark looked at her expectantly

oops I'd better say sumit……UM…..thanks tPad tought me those moves…. As for me being here"

Cana grabbed the bowl of Hatake Howler and left Zypher to drink as she sat down on the other side of BBB and motioned for Mark to sit,hit the bar and showed to fingers (not the rude way thank you) The barman zipped off for anothe 2 Howlers

Cana turned to Mark with a look of realisation in her eyes

"I could ask the same to you the last I saw of you you were asking Animist,at a raman bar, about slit eyes over there" She poninted to SNAKEMAN

"Well that is the reason I'm here, I'm keeping an eye on him because I heard he's been causing trouble around here" said Mark taking a sip of his sake looking over to SNAKEMAN in the corner.

"So then whats your buisness here I don't suppose you came here just to raise a little hell?"

Skip took Cana's sudden interest in something else as a sign that she was in the clear, and slumped slightly on her stool. Many people were watching her like hawks, afraid that she might somehow turn on them. This persona they had created for her was quickly cast aside, as the poor girl coughed and spluttered loudly after having fallen asleep whilst gulping down the sake. Many in the bar were giggling and sniggering, and all Skip could do was laugh- after all, if she couldn't laugh at her own misfortune, how could she justify laughing at anyone elses?

Closing her eyes tightly and then snapping them back open, she scanned the room for any sign of trouble…

"Well sorta ….When I was with Nightmare village"

She looked down at her old scored hiate

"I had finished everything I needed to do for that day and as I was heading to the Seireitei I found the newspaper so I was board and intrigued bit before I could go on my own I was called by my Fukutaichō Tats so I sent my body with soul candy ……."

She sighed

"When I arrived my self I was board cus nothing had happened so I left …….Both here and my village"

And looked at her new hiatai

"…….I'm a LoneWolf Villager now….. "

Her head snapped up and she shook her habd defensively in front of her self

"not that I'm not happy as a lone Wolf Villager but Nightmare was my first village so I'll always remember it ……Although my little brother has joined there so I guess I'm not really gone……."

there was a tink as here empty glass hit the bar

"….Great empty ……So What did you say your name was again?"

As Mark went to answer Cana apoligised. she had spotted Skip banging her head on the bar

"Hold on a sec please… I tlookes like Skip Has finally decided to join us"

As skip finished scanning the room her eyes rested on Cana and she gulped

Cana mimiked k-dog's 'Yo' salut but finished with a childish cry on 'hi' instead as Zupher finished his drink and plodded to her side

Cana clicke dher fingers "Whe could take this outside , go through our villages or talk like civlised nin , Its your choice think carefully about ur next sentance" She all but purred menicingly

"Civilisation is so overrated- besides you sent him to help me, and I couldn't carry all my crap after that incident… Skip rubbed her back in nostalgia.
"Might not even be able to stay a nin for long now…Stupid weak, feminine muscles! But I'm probably only speaking for myself ne?"
Resting her head on folded arms, Skip pulled the cutest 'I'm sorry' pose ever and although no words were spoken Cana was a little taken aback, it was unlike Ruizu to give in so easily.
"Who are you and what have you done with Skip-kouhai?" Cana asked angrily.
"I'M NOT THE KOUHAI!" Ruiizu erupted, completely taken in by the baiting, but quickly regretting it and returning to drowning in her sake.

Cana grinned
thats more like the skip I know always taking the kouhai bait

Cana's eyes spied the slashed headband and the new one skip was currently cluching relisation dawning in her eyes

"Ah say no more skip"

Cana placed her hand on skips shoulder whist subconsiously rubbing the scored headband in her pocket.
She ruffled Zypher's head to which he let out a playful growl as she sat between Mark and BBB

"So BBB how'd you like the howler?"

All she got was a nod

ok someone is deep in thought she turned to Mark "I'm really sory about that interuption how rude of me let me buy you some sake a way of apoligy"

She called the barman over motioning to both her and Mark's empty glasses "Now where were we again …?"

Dresden walks through the tree's his old duster flapping in the wind behind him as he neared the tavern…."This looks like the right place" He says as he continues to walk closer. His Tardis headband hung snugly on his belt and from time to time would move with the breeze of the wind. "Hmmm Miro isn't here…..but I will check it out any way I guess." He says as he pulls his hat down some and the door blows open with a flick of his wrist as he walks in and sits at the bar a few stools away from the weird wolfie. "Bar keep, hit me with some vodka on the rocks, and make it snappy." Dresden hands over the ryo and takes the drink and slowly sips it down as he focuses on the other patrons.

Cana smiled as she talked to Mark
She twirled her head round as she fels a light charka induced breeze

hnnn so opening the door with a flick huh? hes good! "So are you gonna…….Grrr move!!"

Cana was interupted from her talk with Mark as one of the 'friends' of the nins she felled eairler came up to her back
Zypher and skip tensed as they knew that look in Cana's eyes …….

Here we go again thought skip

OI ur gonn pay 4 what u did to our buddies"

Cana looked sheepisly at Mark as if to say sory again, the expression did a 180 as she snappped back to the offending nin

"OH BLOODY REALLY U AND WHAT ARMY!"

"THAT ONE !!" The kunoichi snapped and pointed to the 50 Nin now pouring into the bar

All of the punters around including SNAKEMAN were looking angrily yet excitedly at the door.
Knowing full well waht this atmosphere meant Cana turned to skip and zypher who were already jumping behind the bar for cover draging Mark and BBB with them, grinned leaned back over the bar rung the last orders bell and roared

"FREE FOR ALL"

The punters all jumed up at the now confuses nin pouring in the door and proceeded to bight tooth and nail with what ever they could find bar stool tables chairs the kitchen sink you name it they thew it

Cana laughed manicaly and joined the fun wolfish eyes and teeth glinting

Dresden sits there sipping his drink dodging randomly thrown Kunai and Shuriken, dresden then glances at the bar keep "Bit busy today eh?" the bar keep glances at him as then back at the fighting and dives into the back room. "gah the nerve of some people….." Dresden starts to take another sip of his drink when a stray kunai shatters the glass.. Dresden slowly turns towards where the kunai flew from and stares at the person that through it. "You made a big mistake…." Gets up and in a flash is behind the Nin and slits his throat. "Do not mess with my damn drink!" The fighting stops for a second as they all glare up at him then the fighting starts again. "This should be interesting….."

(((gah this RP is so slow if it takes 12+ hours to get a response lol…..)))

"What the hell?! I space out for two seconds and a damn war erupts in here! I'm not in the mood for this crap!" Skip exclaimed loudly, unsheathing a short sword from the set of two on her back.
"People are too exciteable." She said quietly, silently and swiftly stabbing the sword into a barfly's back. Standing back to back with Cana she easily parried a few blows, dodging projectiles as they flew across the room. Only the sound of dying nins could be heard. A strand of brown hair hit the floor…and all hell broke loose.
A few bloodied bodies later and Skip sat alone at the bar, ignoring the stench of death and blood that now eminated from her clothing.
The barkeeper cautiously stood up, and went back to cleaning his glass…this was little new for him, and he could always sue the offending ninjas later, providing they were still alive.
"Cranberry and lime please," Skip said firmly, cleaning the blade on her overskirt and resheathing it in its holster.

Cana sighed and looked at a rather happy Zypher currently gnawing on a newly aquired leg bone

"Good boy"

She gave him a pat on the head and turned to looke at the pile of definately not gonna ever move again bloody nin before hoisting up the kunochi that had threatened her and adding her the pile. She watched as happy punters began going back to their seats and she waved at Mark who was currently cleaning his weapons from the brawl.

I knew he was good he didnt become a reaper captain for nuthin
OI Cana get over her and start serving behind the bar or pay for your mess
"WHAT?!?! Thats not fair bar keep I'm not the only one who….."
"I know you and your responsible for the wolf, sempai to the girl…Skip shepishly grinned and mouthed "Sempai pays for these kind of thing remebmer I'm the Kouhai"… and you're the one who rung the bell"
"Yeah seconds out round two in a min" mumbled Cana
"What was that?!"
"Nuthing!…." I may have money but not enough to pay for that mess
She looked around at all of the carnage and sighed again
"Oh and by the way clear that mess up behind you"

Cana rolled her eyes and performed a Fireball Jutsu coupled with a Blizzard Jutsu to stop the spread of the fire, the smell of chargrilled flesh filled the room. Cana's sensitive wolf nose twitched and she opend the door of the Cantina.

"EVERYONE HOLD ON TO SUMIT YOUHAVE BEEN WARNED"

She then pulled out the Giant fan and performed a Great Wind Scythe Jutsu blowing the offending smell and what ever was left of the source out the door taking a few sloshed and unbleving nin out the door with it

"ok thats the trash taken care of" Cana said as she put away her Giant fan and jumped over the bar, She proceeded in the back and then appeared with the cantina jacket on
"RIGHT lets get to work" She rubbed her hands together reached down and hoisted BBB over the bar onto a stool and handed him a Hatake howler, she the swirled on her heel and grabbed 3 glasses chucked them on the bar grabbed a bottle of sake , poured out some into a glass whilst rummaging for some Lime. She pushed the sake over to Mark, who had just sat down, and grabbed a bottle of cranberry pouring it into a glass whilst putting the Sake bottle back in its place, slided the cranberry and lime to Skip andserved up a vodka on the rocks and tossed it down to Dresden, who deftly caught it. She then proceeded to make 20 other mixture drinks at a high speed tossin them up and down the length of the bar to various punters whilst all the while catching the paid ryo and putting it in the till behind her.

Cana sighed (shes doing a lot of that isnt she?)No pain no gain she thought Actually its more like no pain no gain , pain still no gain gah

"Oi Zypher put that down, 1 its not dead I think and 2 you dont know where is been"

Zypher turned to his master and shrugged (Who knew Wolves could shrugg) and dropped the offending highly comatosed nin

Skip turned and sniggered then motioned for Zypher to sit at the still next to her which he did and proceeded to sleep whilst his master continued to work behind the bar.

Dresden eye's the drink with mock surprise….. "Yeah thanks, mind not bringing so much trouble this way? Id rather not dirty my hands on the likes of these…hooligans." Says Dresden who then suddenly whips out a sword that shines bright like the golden sunrise and shouts, "RISE! SABRIAL!" As he finished calling the name of his sword a blinding light and an intense heat fills the Cantina, and just as suddenly as it appeared it is all gone and every one is left wondering what it all that was about. "Over there by the door….." Dresden says as he points, just then a Nin falls through the door and lands flat on his face. "Gah stupid assassins…." Dresden glances at Cana "Soo….what was your name? Cana? Yeah thats it….you from around these parts?" Dresden ask as he returns his sword back to once it came, and sits down facing Cana.

Cana sheepishly scratches the back of her head
"sory bout that trouble seems to be drawn to me like a magnet …. thats why my skills are so high… I've had to adapt and train to survive…heh"
She turned and served a couple of other punters while she continued to speak
"Yep Cana Hatake is the name I'm from the Rakuen Valley just beyond the river death canyon… You've heard of it right the birth and death place of the Wolf Clans"
She yawned scratched Z